JFC it was the 'TISM

[resolute]

One of the main skills I had in college was Being Sober when we were all drunk, stoned, or tripping if someone had to talk to An Authority Person for any reason. Ranging from, you know, buying cigarettes at the gas station to explaining to the security guards why we were up a five story fire escaping at 11:00 at night.

I now think that this is because I'm fucking AUTISTIC and was just masking all the time ANYWAY.